are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
the internet is such a weird place (source)
when you catch up on a tv show and run out of episodes to watch and feel empty and lost inside
You’re not leaving me behind, right?
bwaaaaa I can’t
me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm
» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts
love is like a sin [listen]
songs for Red Room lovers and Cold War spies.
the super spies that are conditioned in the same laboratory together, stays together.